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Job Lot: Episode 1 16 October, 2006

Posted by disinform in Bollocks.
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Job and Lot are both biblical characters who find themselves having to make their way in the modern world. As well as having to deal with the everyday problems of modern society Job is constantly harangued by God while Lot is burdened with caring for his disabled wife who is composed entirely of salt.

Scene 1 – Job’s Kitchen

Job: Oh, God! Will you stop switching the toaster off! I’m not going to curse you.

Lot enters looking distraught.

Lot: You will not believe the day I’ve had!

Job: Hi, Lot.

laughter from audience

Lot: Yeah, hi.

more laughter – louder than before.

Lot: I had an interview for a position as a pharmacist, and it wasn’t until about halfway through that I realised it wasn’t the same as being a farmer. I was laughed out of the office!

Job: I’ll take that story with a pinch of salt.

Lot: That’s my wife!

audience explodes

ITV2, it’s yours for a tenner and a kiss.

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